I am reading the manifesto of Christopher Jordan Doner.  Here are some sample quotes:

“…Off the record, I love your new bangs, Mrs. Obama…”

“…last election as my choice of candidate, John Huntsman…”

“…Romney, stop being a sore loser…”

“….Mr President, get back to work…”

“….If possible, I want my brain reserved for science/research to study the effects of severe depression on an individual’s brain…”

“…I thank the unnamed women I dated over my lifetime for the great and sometimes not so great sex…”

“….It’s kind of sad I won’t be around to view and enjoy The Hangover III.  What an awesome trilogy….”

“….Hillary Clinton.  You’ll make one hell of a President in 2016…..Look at Castro in San Antonio as a running mate or possible secretary of state…look after Bill…”

“….Gov Chris Christie.  What can I say? You’re the only person I would like to see in the White House in 2016 other than Hillary….Do one thing for your wife, kids and supporters.  Start walking at night and eat a little less, not a lot less, just a little….”

“The Honorable President George H.W. Bush, they never give you enough credit for your successful Presidency.  You were always one of my favorite Presidents (2nd favorite.)  I hope your health improves greatly.  You are the epitome of an American and service to country…”

“General Petraeus….I personally believe you should have never resigned and told your critics to shove it…”

“Tebow, I really wanted to see you take charge of an offense again and the game.  You are not a good QB by today’s standards, but you are a great football player who knows how to lead a team and WIN…”

“…Dave Brubeck’s “Take Five” is the greatest piece of music ever….”

“….Larry David, I agree.  72-82 degrees is way to hot in a residence. 68 degrees is perfect…”

“…Cyclist, I have no problem sharing the road with you.  But at least go the f***ing speed limit posted or get off the road!!! ..”