First, Mike is deeply offended that he is being asked for a New Year’s resolution. Hence the picture showing his expression upon learning that he would need a resolution. He thinks everyone else in the household needs them – and needs several – but that he does not. However, being forced to come up with something…he does think perhaps it is a bit rude to awaken humans in the middle of the night to eat. He is going to try in 2014 to manage his meals a bit better.