The Governor Rick Perry drunk driving prosecutor may have some REAL competition! A JUDGE!! and he BITES!

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JUDGE BITES COP???!!!!  (at least it was a French Judge!!)

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Police say a drunk French judge, vacationing in Montpelier on the Mediterranean coast, was so intoxicated he mistook the blue light of a police car for that of a vacant cab and flagged it down, The Telegraph reports.


The judge became agitated when the two police officers refused to drive him to his holiday home tried to bite one of them. To make matters worse, the judge was with his three young children, aged 7, 8 and 10, when the mix-up